Wednesday, May 17, 2017

Doge Will Give You Strength



I already crawled up the seemingly deadly rock wall,
I just walked the dizzying tightrope,
But standing atop this five-meter tall log
Was a challenge I did not expect.


I made it up easily so my hands could touch the top.
But to climb higher meant for me to let go.
When I did, I tripped, nearly slipped.
I was losing my balance.


I had four more steps to climb,
With nothing for me to hold onto.
Then I saw the shimmering doge on top of the log,
And my team from down below started cheering.


I somehow found the extra strength to climb up the last few steps,
Violently trembling, mind you,
And I stepped one foot, then the other, on top of the log.
I had finally made it to the top!

“You Will Get There, But Only If You Keep Going.”


-Doge

Wednesday, April 26, 2017

Bring Peace

In these harsh times, it’s hard to believe that there will be peace. But everyone has an untapped source of it, and doge will bring out the best in everybody. Doge.will.bring.peace.jpg



SO DOGE WILL BRING PEACE!

Thursday, April 20, 2017

Donald Trump - Toupee, or Really Weird Hair?

Donald Trumps hair has been a mystery for many decades. People have been arguing over it left and right, but I'm here to tell you the truth. 


















IT'S A DOGE WIG!


IT IS VERY MUCH DOGE COLOR


VERY ORANGE


MUCH FUR


SO AMAZE


MUCH HANDSOME


VERY PRESIDENT


THANK YOU MUCH VERY







You'd think this post'll be serious but it's not.